15 Worst Attempts At A Fake ID Card

by guest 22. October 2010 08:24

Be honest, most us have either had our own fake ID at one time or another or known someone who does. They’re a literal rite of passage for the average American teenager.

Now, we don’t endorse using fake ID cards, but if you do, make sure they don’t look like the following 15 examples…

1. Batman Bin Superman

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Although this ID looks totally fake, amazingly it’s actually legitimate! This guy’s parents must have had a strange or even cruel sense of humor to bless (or curse) their son with this name. “Bin” means “son of”, so his name is really “Batman son of Superman,” which makes it even funnier. Maybe Batman’s parents had an obsession with superheroes that went a little too far.

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2. Jango Fett

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If you are faking your ID – don’t try and pass yourself off as Bobba Fett’s Son! This guy unfortunately forgot the art of subtlety when choosing a new identity. Bouncers won’t need Jedi mind tricks to see that this ID is a fake.

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3. The Joker ID Card

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This Dutchman dressed as the Joker from Batman, managed to outwit the authorities by getting himself a national ID card (and some press). He did this despite the supposedly stringent new rules which outlaw grins, funny faces, and head coverings from national ID pictures. This Dutchman must have been a bit of a “Joker” himself to have the audacity to break nearly all the rules regarding ID photos and get away with it too.

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4. Don’t include your girlfriend!

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Jose from Mississippi decided to include his girlfriend in his Fake ID photo. Clearly, Jose couldn’t bear to be separated from his girlfriend even for a brief moment. Unfortunately, his actions also meant severely compromising how authentic the ID card looked. Here’s some advice for the future Jose. When making a fake ID, no matter how much you love the girl, attach a picture of yourself only.

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5. Email Suarez?

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Golden rule #1, when creating a fake ID, make sure you use a believable name! “Email Suarez” may have had a pretty sparse looking inbox and was hoping to drum up more mail in the future. Regardless, perhaps something like “John” or “Terry” would have been more convincing.

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6. Don’t Fake Being Special Forces

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James Montgomery didn’t look like your average Delta Force Commando. Nevertheless, he still tried to pass himself off as one with this sketchy looking ID card. Unfortunately for James, Army members in his native Australia (which doesn’t have a Delta Force by the way) quickly saw through his lies and outed him.

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7. Don’t just use any photo

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Golden rule #2, try not to make a stupid face when making a fake ID – it might be a giveaway! ID photos tend to stick around for a long time. Therefore you’d think Ricardo, like most people, would have invested a little time into finding a flattering yet inconspicuous photo for his ID card… especially as his is a fake!  I wonder why he chose that photo? Maybe he intends to use that same face every time someone checks his ID card?

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8. Don't Drink in your Fake ID

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When creating a fake ID, don't use a picture that has you trying to down a bottle of tequila! Any cop will automatically suspect your of being an alcoholic and slap you with a DUI charge or a drunk and disorderly.

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9. Worst Attempt at ID Card

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Could this Wisconsin state ID look anymore fake? Clearly, whoever made this ID card obviously put no effort at all into trying to make it look real. Granted, this ID is from the 1980’s but even by those standards, it’s pretty bad.  Amazingly, the owner of this ID was reportedly able to use it successfully, repeatedly. Clearly, the bouncers that checked this ID where not great at their jobs.

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10. Microsoft Word Art!

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Not to point out the obvious or anything but since when does the Republic of Sierra Leone use MS WordArt on ID cards? Not only does the photo look like it has been pasted in, but note how sharp the text is at the bottom. Now compare that text to the writing halfway up the page. The amount of pasting used on this card is bordering on ludicrous!

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11. Don’t Pick Someone Famous

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Golden rule #3, if you are going to create a fake ID card – don’t pick someone most of the world will recognize. This ID card was found in mainland China where apparently fake ID cards are mass produced.

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12. Paris Hilton – really?

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If you look like Paris Hilton you probably don’t need a fake ID – just flash your eyes and tip the bouncer. Regardless, I’m willing to bet it was the “hot pink” header coupled with the “rich girl” classification field on the license that probably spelled doom for this fake ID.

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13. Size Matters

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Contrary to popular belief, in the world of fake Ids, size does matter. Try not to make your planned fake ID too big – especially if you plan to keep your fake driving license in/on the car!

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14. McLovin ID Card

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If you are going to create fake ID then don’t pick the same ID card used by “Mclovin” in the movie Superbad (released 2007.) It might be funny to show to your friends but you will be going home early when the bouncer checks it out.

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Comments

10/22/2010 11:02:04 AM #

Hahaha, very funny article. I especially liked #4. Clearly he had a very "close" relationship with his girlfriend.

Mike Murphy United States |

10/22/2010 7:13:03 PM #

Just to clarify, Jango Fett was Boba Fett's father, not son.

Ruben Nuno United States |

10/22/2010 7:13:57 PM #

Bobba*

Ruben Nuno United States |

10/22/2010 9:37:27 PM #

LOL. What a piece of article! Number 11 and 13 are absolute bummers. The persons who attempted those cards must have been crazy!

TechChunks United States |

10/23/2010 3:47:42 AM #

That's really funny ! Most of them made this for fun I guess (or probably I hope LaughingD)

Tips! Tunisia |

10/24/2010 5:17:22 AM #

Actually I had one back in time ! but I wasn't that stupid lol

Tunisia United States |

10/24/2010 11:30:33 AM #

I have to admit. I make id's for people all the time, but hey do not look this fake.

Jason United States |

10/24/2010 12:46:23 PM #

Too funny. These id's are horrible.

mike United States |

10/24/2010 2:30:14 PM #

Interesting post. There is an art to making id's.

Fran United States |

10/24/2010 2:48:21 PM #

Boba Fett was a clone of Jango Fett, so Jango wasn't Boba's son..... sorry, had to say it.

Joey Eppard Canada |

10/25/2010 9:51:42 AM #

OMG! I am laughing my head off at these. I especially loved the West Virgina guy drinking hilarious. Great Post.

Aaron United States |

10/25/2010 9:53:21 AM #

Great post, and very funny too. Having your girlfriend in your ID is probably my favorite because of how stupid this guy must have been to think that something like this would pass. Loved the Post!

Jay Kerry United States |

10/25/2010 9:55:25 AM #

I love you website and have spend a good portion of my morning reading it. I loved this post especially and can't believe the lengths people go too for a fake ID. What a bunch of idiots thanks for highlighting their stupidity. Cheers.

Jay Kerry United States |

10/25/2010 9:57:22 AM #

Hilarious post and even better website. Very informative and I will make sure to recommend this site to my friends. I know they will get as much of a kick out of it as I did. Thank for making the day a little better.

Jay Kerry United States |

10/25/2010 9:58:34 AM #

Funny website I love how stupid are, and really think they can get away with this crap.

Matt Smith United States |

10/25/2010 10:02:16 AM #

I loved this post and just sent it to like thirty of my friends. I love how stupid people. I also love your site and will make sure to be back often.

Nash Weeks United States |

10/25/2010 10:04:20 AM #

Cheers to such a brilliant post. I can't believe that these people actually thought that they could get away with such stupid ID's. The guy in the Janga Fett mask is hilarious. Very well done.

Brian Haight United Kingdom |

10/25/2010 10:05:49 AM #

LOL. What an awesome post! I loved the guy with the random picture that looks like was stoned or something. Keep up the good work and hopefully we will see more posts like this in the future.

Terry Smith Canada |

10/26/2010 7:35:16 AM #

Wow you would think that people would actually do some research before attempting something like this. lol

Morley United States |

10/26/2010 7:35:55 AM #

This is a really good post. I am in shock that people really do this. I would be terrified.

Kathy United States |

10/26/2010 7:36:48 AM #

The don't drink in your fake id post is hilarious. Who in the world would put that in an id and try to pass it off as real.

Kathy United States |

10/26/2010 9:27:35 AM #

What I want to know is who in their right minds thinks this is acceptable.

jenee United States |

10/26/2010 9:41:15 AM #

Exceptional post guys. I enjoyed this thoroughly.

Vince United States |

10/26/2010 10:04:13 AM #

Wow, I love the Joker ID card. I can't believe the stupidity of people in this world and how they can honestly think they can get away with it. I'm just glad the majority of the cards are from the US and not Australia.

Candice Bowen Australia |

10/26/2010 10:05:43 AM #

Love the post and will make sure I tweet it to all my followers. I can't believe the nerve of some people. The McLovin was great by the way my favorite.

Mary Anderson United States |

10/26/2010 10:17:15 AM #

I feel bad that the majority of these nutcases are American. I can only hope that these Americans have been thrown out of the country on the grounds of being stupid.

Keith United States |

10/26/2010 10:19:26 AM #

Great Post, please keep more of these coming because I am sure that there are a whole lot of other people out there with just as dumb or dumber ID cards.

Adam Downs United States |

10/26/2010 10:21:30 AM #

What a great read, I have already sent this link to all my friends and hopefully they will pass on this great post.

Steven Peterson Canada |

10/26/2010 4:27:01 PM #

Whoever created the one with the girlfriend end it should be put in jail on the spot. That was ridiculous.

Josh United States |

10/26/2010 4:27:48 PM #

Mclovin's card is hilarious. This is a good post from you guys.

Tina United States |

10/26/2010 4:42:15 PM #

LMAO. I like this post. A post of what not to do. Too funny. Why don't they leave this to the pros.

Ted United States |

10/26/2010 4:43:16 PM #

These id's are like nothing that I have ever seen before. Too obvious.

Crystale United States |

10/26/2010 4:51:38 PM #

I have never owned a fake id in my life. I am too afraid to try things like this. Funny post.

Amy United States |

10/27/2010 4:13:44 AM #

lol batman suparman, and he didn't even spell superman right. These fake id's are laughable.

finejohn United States |

10/27/2010 4:16:38 AM #

Here is my opinion. Unless you are very skilled at making a fake id. Just don't try it.

Silk United States |

10/27/2010 4:27:28 AM #

A trained person can spot a fake id anywhere. It really is not that hard. Neat post.

Jabar United States |

10/27/2010 4:29:35 AM #

Also one side point that I didn't see covered yet. Pay attention to the overall color of the id. If it is darker than it should be or if there is a shade cast over it. Then this looks fake.

Red United States |

10/27/2010 4:30:30 AM #

If your id's look like any of these above. You are NOT qualified for the job.

Red United States |

10/27/2010 1:43:21 PM #

My friend just shot me this link and I am glad he did. What a great idea and even better what a great way to spend a few minutes of the day. Very cool and thank you.

Keith Anderson United States |

10/27/2010 1:45:44 PM #

LOL. What a bunch of idiots, I am sure some were made as a joke. As for the ones that are legit I don't feel sorry for the guys who made them and thought they could get away with it.

Neil Maxwell United States |

10/27/2010 1:47:12 PM #

I love the McLovin one, and it really makes me wonder, How many people in Hawaii have made themselves a Fake ID with McLovin as their name?

Jeffrey Pack United States |

10/27/2010 1:49:08 PM #

I am going to have to meet this Email Suarez he seems like a real winner. Wow how dumb can you possibly be to think that this would be taken serious.

Hal Jenkins Canada |

10/27/2010 1:50:58 PM #

I think the sad thing about some of these cards, is that in a lot of cases they worked. Which says how dumb the people who thought it was legit are. Get those clowns off the street too.

Hal Jenkins Australia |

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